Why can't we have Gatorade in the water fountains instead of water?Kalob Paynter
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RULES1. Be respectful
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Q: Is your real name Jeff?
A: If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it make a noise? Q: Does the Easter Bunny lay eggs? A: Ask Mr. Webb. Q: How much is the puppy in the window? A: Can you really put a price tag on that much cuteness? |
Q: Have you ever came across a unicorn?
A: I'm married to one and we have eight beautiful children together. Q: Do you believe in Sasquatch? A: We have brunch together every Tuesday. Q: Santa? A: Clause? Is coming to town? He's making a list? Checking it twice? Gonna find out who's naughty and nice? |
Q: My best friend is only five feet tall. I have, over the years, gotten used to taking shorter steps so she can keep up. Now I walk funny. What should I do? HELP!
A: Shorter steps is a small price to pay for a quality friendship. Q: Is mayonnaise an instrument? A: No.... Horseradish is not an instrument either. |